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Sunday, December 28, 2014

Roses are Red?

           “Mrs. Berkowitz is it?” Brent asks, while staring at a file T.B. has generated for him in a matter of minutes. Man, really nothing is private anymore. I called T.B. 15minutes before we arrived while we were in route with the evil pin-up girl. When I walked in, he had everything from her Kindergarten Class Photo and Birth Certificate to her numerous nightly visitors at her apartment.
            “I’m not married, but if you’re interested, it could be Mrs,” she pouts through her lined and stained and glossed and reshaped red lips. At this point she’s either really stupid or really smart. It can go either way at this point.
            “So, Berki, it’s okay that I call you Berki now is it?” I ask rising from my seat.
            “Not really.”
            “Well, Berki, Brent and I here are having a bet. You are either playing stupid or are really stupid. For some reason here, this old muscular dope has some faith that your brain hasn’t been hindered by the tightness of your pin-up. I on the other hand, beg to differ.” Leaning against a wall, I glare at her. If one glares at you, you can’t help but glare back, no matter what character you’re in.
            “Now wait a second Rose, I don’t think you’re being that fair,” Brent interjects.
            “By all means, take the floor,” I pronounce with my over dramatic gestures.
            “Why thank you, Rose” he bends. “First off, by coming with the investigative crew and being interviewed, isn’t that the best way to find out what they do and do not know?”
            “But how do you exit once you’ve retrieved your information?”
            “Shoot out?”
            “She has no guns.”
            “Tracking device?”
            “T.B. is interfering with any signals.”
            “Good plan, didn’t work if true though.”
            “So she’s doomed?”
            “I guess so.”
            “Then she is stupid.”
            “What about a bomb?”
            “You mean the one Dan sniffed out 5 minutes ago, disarmed, and brought up for proper disposal?”
            “So it was the bomb,” Brent declares.
            “Then she is stupid,” I declare. “You owe me Twenty bucks.”
            “Oh, I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you and your stupid little lackey,” she feigns horror and disbelief. Folding her wrist faintly over her forehead and releasing her body to gravity in the chair.
            “First off, you’re not getting any Emmy anytime soon,” I sigh.
            “Your not in little league anymore Elizabeth, this is the big leagues, and you’re little town superhero act won’t play here,” she slowly breathes in a choking voice.
            “How do you know my name?”
            “For your information, Brent, or Jackson, I meant that line before, call me if you’re interested.”
            “I’ll know just where to find you. Saves on the phone bill,” Brent breathes onto her face.
            “Oh, and tell T.B. back there, or Eugene, though, I think his was the first name that was an improvement, that frequencies are the old technology.”
            “How did you know that, there are no records on us?” I inhale.
            “Do you like Literature, Elizabeth?”
            “Do you know that classic poem? Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you,” She rises from her seat.
            “What does that have to do with anything that is going on right now?”
            “There are so many versions of it, so many different meanings. Just that simple structure people can build off. Using their words to fish for police on a killing spree to asking a friend out to prom. Beautiful, isn’t it?” She unpins her hair.
            “Words are infinite expressions,” Brent recites. Bating the woman in vocabulary heat.
            “Exactly, Jackson,” She picks her black blazer up and reapplies it to her slender frame.
            “I personally prefer Shakespeare’s poetic phrases myself,” Brent shares.
            “I know. You hate yourself for being cliché and joining the fan group of Hamlet Lovers in the To Be, Not To Be Speech,” her hands dig, scoop, and walk through her pockets and shoes.
            But Brent, his brows fury for an instant with hands clenched in his back pockets to try and hide it.

            “I personally prefer, Roses are blood, Violets are bruises, Rings are suffocation, and We’re married to the world.” She drops through the floor.

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

50s Vigilante?

“I didn't know we had an appointment on the books,” Mr. Winters said. “But, please, have a seat,” he motions to the two expensive cushions placed in front of his desk. He takes a seat in his overcompensating chair. Really, what is it with men and over-compensating chairs. Of all the things to overcompensate, a chair does not seem like one of them. Perhaps, a car or a condo, maybe even just some exercise equipment. But, a chair, really?
“Thank you for seeing us, this appointment was a little spontaneous. But considering what we found, we thought we should come see you right away,” I say graciously. Dan takes a seat, I stay standing.
“So, what have you found?” Mr. Winters asks. I walk over to Mr. Winters, unsuspecting and completely comfortable in his “boss” chair.
“We found out that you have been lying to us,” I state, leaning in on him.
“That’s preposterous,” he spits. Waving it off like an easy payment to a hookerly-affair.
“Actually, do you want to hear something really preposterous?” I ask, grabbing his arm rests. “A man hires an investigation agency and then doesn't predict the outcome that they would discover his lies. That, Mr. Winters is preposterous.”
“I've had enough of this, come back when you have something real. Like my flash drives. Get out!” Dan rises towards the door, locking it with one click.
“I've had enough of you, Mr. Winters. Tell us right now what is on those flash drives and why people would steal them in the first place!” I say throwing him in his wheely-chair to the corner of his office, invisible by his secretary and associates.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about!” He shouts!
“Our headquarters were blown-up by some high weapons grade organizations. What is on the Flash Drive?” I scream.
“I don’t know,” Mr. Winters pleads again.
“It’s your company, how can you not know?”
“I honestly don’t know. I don’t handle what goes on the Flash Drives, I just give the information over for my assistant to encrypt.”
“Where is your assistant now?” Dan asks, peering over his shoulder. She could have Mr. Winters office bugged, she could be gone by now. Long gone.
“She should be outside seating some officials for my 3 o’clock meeting.” I leave Winters cowering in his chair in the dark corner, Dan unlocks the door, and we follow through. Haste over-taking our step. Why are there so many conference rooms in one legal office? We finally find her, brown hair pinned-up in 50s style, black skirt coming up to her waist and a tan blouse popping out from the top. With heels that could stab Fat Bastard in his multiple chins neck.
“ I was waiting for you to come,” she states. “Let’s go.”

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Timeline

            “I think we need to take a look back at everything that has occurred, break it down into a timeline,” Brent instructs.
            “I agree,” I say. “We didn’t expect all of this in the beginning.”
            “All of this?” Dan spits incredulous. “I didn’t expect any of it. It was supposed to be a simple retrieval. Now we’re looking of this masked fellow Kez, we have two dumbos on our back, and someone just blew-up our headquarters. So what of that were you expecting?”
            “The two dumbos,” I reply.
            “If you two are done cuddling up there, will you kindly follow me?” Brent asks moving into a conference room.
            We all follow as though he enchanted us with some source of sorcery, though it’s most likely his sound logic. The room carries a long table with chairs surrounding it long way facing the large monitor hugging the wall. Brent leans into one of the masterful chairs while I lean on the table at the far most corner in front of the monitor. T.B. walks up buddy-buddy to the monitor like he was a child giving a presentation in school.  Dan leans against the table on the other foremost corner. Could he be more copycat like?
            “So,” T.B. begins bringing up a large timeline onto the monitor. “We became involved with this case when Samuel Winters hired us to locate these flash drives,” A plot is placed onto the timeline. “Samuel Winters told us that these flash drives were from his law firm and were encrypted. But based on the huge problem we had with decoding his encryptions, I believe he was lying to us. But why did he want us on the case?”
            “We’ll figure that out after we have the full picture,” Brent states swiping his hand in that pretentious keep going manner.
            “Next, Rose and I went to Winter’s office to survey the location of its theft. We found Brute 1’s fingerprint.” Another dot was placed onto the timeline. “Then Dan made a composite of notes on Brute 1 and his comforts and mannerisms. By doing this we were able to close down his possible area of residence and who he was committing his thefts with, of course, Brute 2.” There goes another dot. “Brent made a compilation of empty warehouses and construction projects in the 10 mile radius Dan created. We were able to narrow it down to two possible places: a warehouse on the far right of the radius to the town house under construction after Sandy. Rose went to the warehouse and Dan to the townhouse.”
            “It’s still stupid you didn’t wait for me,” Dan intervenes.
            “Why so you could be my knight in shining armor?” I ask.
            “Well. Yes.”
            “It’s not how my fairytale goes,” I remark.
            “Enough,” Brent states firmly.
            “Of course the Brutes happened to be residing in the warehouse.” A new dot is born onto the timeline. “Rose retrieved the flash drive, and of course a stunning exit off of stage. Kudos by the way,” T.B. says bowing to me.
            “It’s always nice to be appreciated,” I state taking a wide curtsy.
            “However, something on those flash drives are encrypted and self-destructive so our headquarters were destroyed.” One more dot. “The Brutes are working for this masked figure Kez who wants these flash drives for a reason.” And there goes the last dot.
            “So Mr. Winter’s has lied to us and Kez is after them,” I repeat.
            “It appears so,” Brent states getting up. He slowly strides up to the board and takes a fierce stare at it. As though a stare down would work on a monitor.
            “So are Kez and Mr. Winter’s working together?” Dan asks.
            “But Winter had the flash drives he didn’t need to steal them. Though I doubt those flash drives only have legal documents now, I also predict it must look bad for him having lost these, even though they were stolen. T.B. and I both saw an actual office, so what could it possibly be that he’s not telling us?” I ask.
            “I think it’s time we ask him, don’t you?” Brent turns me.

            “Hell yeah I do.”

Monday, June 30, 2014

A Special Touch

            Dan and I strive into what I have coined the T.B. Project. He’s there, he’s here, he’s on that, he’s under that, he’s everywhere, and nowhere long enough to catch him. Scurrying from one monitor to another, cords draped along his arms and his button down shirt making it’s way down. “You want to catch T.B.?” I ask Dan.
            “Not particularly,” he replies.
            “Will you catch Dan?” I ask.
            “For a price.”
            “What’s your price?”
            “One kiss?”
            “How about I don’t tell Brent your use of the company gadgets to woo females at bars?”
            “That works too,” off Dan goes trailing T.B. and shouting as he goes. When T.B. gets this way, it’s very hard to get him out of his zone, Dan tends to be the one with the best track record in beating him back into reality.
            “Look who finally decides to show-up,” Brent bounds.
            “Excuse me Mr. Prudent, I was a little busy at the moment,” I say climbing the stairs to his littler cavern.
            “What did you find out?”
            “A fellow known as Kez hired the Brutes to track down the flash drives. I don’t know why, but I know he covered his tracks very well. He calls the Brutes on a cellphone he arranged for them, that doesn’t record his number to send them to various pick-up spots for their assignments. The Brutes should be getting out of their predicament soon, so we’ll see soon if they truly can’t call him.”
            “Good work Rose.”
            “Thanks. Now you, what did you find out?”
            “The explosion was very central to our offices, specifically the flash drive’s position. It was measured accurately and by a professional. It was also a controlled experiment, whoever shot us down wanted to make sure they only got us and not anyone around us. “
            “Could it be government espionage or something of that nature?”
            “Sounds likely by the car of bystanders. However, the government is not usually keen to loosing their toys.”
            “Then what is it?”
            “I’m not sure. I think most of this won’t make sense until we combine all of those flash drives.”
            “I just hope there is a way we can get ahead of Kez in this hunt, if we have to keep following him, it’s going to cause us more danger than most.”
            “What are you guys discussing up here without me?” Dan asks striding into the on-look with T.B. following.
            “How you ever snapped T.B. back I will never know,” I say.
            “I just have a special touch,” Dan says. “You’re welcome to find out what that touch feels like anytime.”
            “I’m assuming that T.B. taught you that touch, so maybe I should just go to the source,” I fire back.
            “Anyway,” T.B. interjects. “First off, I’m prepping the control system downstairs to be off of the grid and hide our spectrums as well as emit opposite signals, as a prevention method from another attack.”
            “Thank God, we’re running out of headquarters,” Brent sighs.

            “Secondly,” T.B. states. “I did teach Dan that touch.”

Sunday, June 22, 2014

2 Bulges

            Brute 1 has his arms tied up and connected to the bumper of Dan’s car. Brute 2 is hanging by his arms to a fire escape. I have a bat in my hands and Dan is sitting in his driver’s seat waiting for my word.
            “So this is how it is going to work,” I say beating the bat in my hands and crossing from one brute to the next. “I’m going to ask one of you a question and if they refuse to answer or give me an answer I don’t like, the other will pay,” I say stopping my pace. “Understood?” I scream.
            “Shut your bloody mouth you whore!” Brute 2 screams.
            “Now what do you know about my sexual track record?” I ask coming close to him with my bat. “Go Dan!” I scream. I see Brute 2’s eyes wander to Brute 1, as Dan revs his engine and then spurs a couple feet as Brute 1 drags along the hard pavement. Dan stops a couple of feet away.
            “We’re going to try this again, got it!” Both Brutes kept quiet this time.
            “Who do you work for?” I spit.
            “We don’t know,” Brute 1 quivers, still in pain from his little ride.
            “I don’t like that answer,” I say. Striding over towards Brute 2, I push the bat out to take a wide swing and lunge.
            “It’s true!” Brute 2 screams with some blood spilling with his words. “We’ve never met him.”
            “How do you get your assignments?” I ask.
            “He sends us to them in an envelope through the mail,” Brute 2 answers.
            “Where do they arrive?”
            “It’s a different spot each time,” Brute 2 responds.
            “How do you know where to go?”
            “He calls us,” Brute 1 shares.
            “On what?”
            “On our cellphone from him. He has our number, we don’t have his,” Brute 1 says
            “Do you have the phone with you right now?”
            “It’s in my front right pocket,” Brute 2 says.
            I walk over to him and toss the bat aside. My hand slides into his pocket where I find two bulges. Only one I need though, and that one was bigger than the other.
            “Dan,” I yell. He runs out of the car and trots beside me.
            “What’s up?” He asks.
            “Has T.B. taught you any new tricks?”
            “Yeah, why?”
            “I think we may need one?”
            Dan seems to catch on, and takes the phone from my hand. He runs back to the car and unlocks his gift from T.B. Though I’m sure there are other surprises in that car T.B. hooked him up with that Dan doesn’t know of yet. As Dan becomes acquainted with his hook up, I become more acquainted with the Brutes.
            “What’s his name?”
            “We call him Kez,” Brute 1 answers. Brute 2 seems to be having problems with his other bulge.
            “What does he call himself then?”
            “Kez as well.” Brute 2 looks like he I going to be preoccupied for a while.
            “Do you know why he wanted the flash drive?”
            “We’re not that important in his schemes. He gives us a mission and we accomplish it. We don’t know why he wanted the flash drive.”
            “Do you have another mission from him?”
            “We’re probably going to die because we didn’t get all the info from that flash drive.”
            “I wish you luck with that,” I say turning from Brute 1. “Dan are we good?” I scream.
            “We’re good.” He tosses me Brute 2’s phone. It sucks for Brute 2, it seems he was just getting his bulge situation under control. Until I stuck his second bulge back in there.
            “Here’s what is going to happen, we’re going to untie Brute 1 from our car and leave, so good luck with that living thing,” I say. Dan is untying the rope from his bumper as we speak.
            “You fucking bitch!” Brute 2 shouts! Why do they still think I need a bat or some sort of instrument to hurt them?
            I walk over and punch him in his nose. “Good luck with that broken nose as well,” I say strutting over to Dan’s car.
            We leave the Brutes squirming and bleeding in the alley. “So what’s the plan?” Dan asks.

            “Learn what Brent found out and keep track of this Kez fellow.”

Friday, May 16, 2014

More Than One?

            “Not again,” Dan says.
            “I was really starting to like this office,” I add.
            “How about you guys start sketching out construction plans after we go up the 20 floors to street level?” Brent asks.
            “Can T.B. help?” I ask. I am not an art major nor will I ever contest to the opposite.
            “I will be glad to, but first I need to survive,” T.B. shouts chasing off towards our ‘emergency exit.’
            “Oh right, bomb, time, we’re supposed to be running for safety,” I inform.
            “Gotcha,” Brent says, taking off in T.B.’s dust.
            “We could always do that romantic dying thing were the male and female confess their love to one another in their final moments,” Dan suggests.
            “You really need to stop watching Nicholas Spark’s movies,” I say taking off.
            “So is that a no?” Dan asks meeting my pace.
            “That’s a; I need a male to do that with first,” beating him to the car.
            “I swear I have the junk to prove it,” Dan states taking a seat across from me.
Brent closes the doors, and pushes ‘the button.’ You know that big red button? The one you’re obviously not supposed to touch incase of extenuating circumstances, that’s the button. It pushes our little train underground to severe speeds to another safe location a safe distance away. So much safety, I don’t think I like it.
            “I know you do Dan, I saw the plastic surgery bills.”
            “How are you gonna come out of that whole Dan?” Brent asks, intrigued as the car was already speeding away.
            “I’m thinking P.D.A. what are your thoughts on the matter Brent?”
            “I’m thinking she might kick that impressive plastic surgery loose if you do P.D.A.”
            “T.B. are you on my side?” Dan asks.
            “Hell no, I like this laptop, and would like to keep it in working condition.”
            “Have you made up your mind yet Dan?” I ask.
            “I’ll give you a 24 hour notice of my move.”
            “Thank God we never played chess together Dan,” T.B. says rising from his seat as the train pulls to a stop.
            “I just can’t win today can I?”
            “What day did you win?” we all ask.
            “You’ll all find out one day,” Dan says swaying out of the train and into our temporary office.
            “I want a 24 hour notice of that too,” Brent says leading us to T.B.’s temporary workspace.
            “So why were we just bombed?”
            “I don’t know,” T.B. says taking a seat in front of his monitor children.
            “Who bombed us?”
            “I am unsure.”
            “What do you know?”
            “I know that whatever information you have on this stick is incomplete. Someone broke the information up from each stick, I’ll need to download each set and then comprise it together. Until you have all pieces, these won’t tell us much.”
            “Can you make out what type of information it is?”
            “Not accurately, no.”
            “Do you know where we could find the missing sticks?”
            “Not included on the disk.”
            “So until we have all the sticks you will be of zero help,” I infer.
            “Precisely.”
            “Here’s what we’re going to do,” Brent takes charge. “I’m going to take our train back to our old office and survey the damage, look for any manufacturing clues or something, anything that will narrow down our suspect pool. Dan and Rose, you two are going to pay another visit to Brute 1 and 2.”
            “At least I didn’t get the chance to change my clothes.”
            “Hmm?” Dan mumbles as we go up to the garage.

            “I would hate to ruin two outfits.”